Intro - C

C
They say
a girl can get her guy      
with moves so smooth
                   Am
and a body to match 
     C
In a skin-tight dress
on the dance floor
is where she'll find
               G
a perfect catch

F
They say
                G 
that anyone can dance
            F                                 G
it's just a matter of moving your body to the beat
   Am         G
But I saw a girl
   F
on the floor tonight
G
with more than two left feet
and I said

C    G          E
That girl can't dance
                        F
she's just embarrassing herself
Look at her friends,
               G
they're slowly edging away, because
C    G          E
That girl can't dance
                           F
and I think someone should tell her
            G
but I won't tell her

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C
I'm going into town tonight
Just want to hit some bars
                 Am
and have a good time
C
And if I find the motivation
I might leave my fear of
        G
dancing behind

F                      G
And if I see that girl again
                      F
well maybe I'll think twice
Because if I remember rightly
    G
she seemed like she'd be quite nice to talk to
    Am            G                     F
but maybe we'll just stay away from the dancefloor tonight
                                                            G
Cos I've got these friends with me, they're a bit judgemental right
and I don't want them to hurt your feelings

-Chorus-

E
So I edged up to her, all quiet like,
   Am
when she was standing at the bar
and I said,
C               G                     F
"Hey, didn't I see you here the other week?"
and she said,
G
"Oh yeah, I remember you,
C                        G        F
you're the one they were talking about."
                      G
"Yeah? What were they talking about?"
"Well, they said,

'That boy can't dance
he's just embarrassing himself
What, does he think
that thing he's doing with his hands looks cool?
That boy can't dance
maybe someone should tell the fool,'
so I guess I just told you..."

Shit.

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C    G          E
That girl can't dance
but sod it, neither can I
F
But I really like this tune
       G
so I'm gonna do my best
C     G          E
That girl can't dance
                           F
but it don't stop her from dancing
                        G
and it won't stop me from dancing
C                     G      F 
Will it stop you from dancing

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