Home Bowl
                                    by
                     Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire


Am                                
I can't poop in strange places, 
      Em
I can only poop in my home,
        G
it's as though I'm watched by strange faces,
     Am
it's why I never roam.

Am
I've left Stewie alone with strangers,
   Em
to satisfy my fecal needs,
     G
I've put my whole family in danger,
   Am
to poop before my anus bleeds.

Chorus

F          C
Home bowl, home bowl,
G                    C
you know just what I need,
F          C
home bowl, home bowl,
G              Am
poop before my anus bleeds.