Spoken:
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuelear bombs to blow us all
There are tools and idiots sitting
on the trigger,
It's depressing and it's senseless
and that's why:

G5
I like Chinese,
A5
I like Chinese,
     D5     
They only come up to your knees,
            G5      E5
Yet they're always friendly, and
        A5       D5
they're ready to please.


G5
I like Chinese,
A5
I like Chinese,
        D5
There's nine hundred million of

them in the world today,
      G5               E5
You'd better learn to like them ,
A5            D5
that's what I say.


G5
I like Chinese,
A5
I like Chinese,
     D5
They come from a long way overseas,
            G5
But they're cute and they're
E5                  A5       D5
cuddly, and they're ready to please.


G5
I like Chinese food,
A5
The waiters never are rude,
D5
Think of the many things they've

done to impress,
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There's Maoism , Taoism , I Ching and Chess.


   G5
So I like Chinese,
A5
I like Chinese,
  D5
I like their tiny little trees,
      G5          E5               A5      D5
Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.


G5
I like Chinese thought,
A5
The wisdom that Confucious taught
   D5
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
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The Cinese will survive us all
A5          D5
without any doubt.


    G5
So, I like Chinese
A5
I like Chinese
     D5
They only come up to your knees,
             G5                E5
Yet they are wise and they're witty
        A5       D5
and are ready to please.


G5
I like Chinese
A5
I like Chinese
      D5
Their food if guaranteed to please,
  G5           E5       A5            D5
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lynchees.


G5
I like Chinese,
A5
I like Chinese,
  D5
I like their tiny little trees,
      G5          E5
Their Zen, their ping-pong,
      A5           D5
their yin and yang-ese.


G5
I like Chinese,
A5
I like Chinese ...