The Last of the Secret Agents

E (022100@1)        D (xx0232@1)              EHe's (022100@1)never caught one spy untold
           D (xx0232@1)           EHe's (022100@1)never even caught a cold
A (x02220@1)                        EGot (022100@1)his degree from Disney Land
              B7 (x21202@1)                A (x02220@1)                EBut (022100@1)he's the last of the secret agents and he's my man

He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth
He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit
He's farther back than also ran
But he's the last of the secret agents and he's my man

He'd come in third in a two-horse race
I've never had to slap his face 
But people try to understand
He's the last of the secret agents and he's my man