F5
I know what you're thinking
            Bb5
What's Barney been drinking?
     Eb5                            C5
That girl was smoking hot

F5
Yes I coulda nailed her
        Bb5
But no it's not a failure
  Eb5                                 C5
'Cuz there's one thing she is not

D5
To score a ten would be just fine
D5 
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines 
D5                                    Bb5  Bb5 Bb5
          It's a truth you can't ref-uu-uu-uu-ute

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                                           F5
Nothing suits me like a suit

F    ( F Blues scale riff in bass)
 
F5                                      
Picture a world where 
Bb5
all the girls and boys
         Eb5                        C5
Are impeccably well dressed
          F5                               Bb5
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
          Eb5                                  C5
That puppy in the double-breast

D5
That '80s dude in mutton chops
         D5
That baby with a lollipop
D5                                          Bb5  Bb5 Bb5
       That lady cop who's kinda c-uu -uu-uu-te

Bb5    Bb5     Bb5       C5

                                              Bb5
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
Bb5
They're oh so debonair
Bb5
The perfect way to snare
F5
a girl with daddy issues

(F5 - G5 - A5 - Bb5 in bass)

Bb5
In navy blue or black
Bb5
Check out this perfect rack
G5           F5                    C5
I want to give them a squeeze
                    G5                           F5
Oh really? Then answer these questions
            C5
If you please