Tabbed by: Knudde

main riff
  B               F#              E               B
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------
D|----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------
A|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------

chorus
   Db              B               F#              Gb
G|------------------------------------------------------------------
D|---------------------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------------------------------
E|-------------------------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--

riff 2
  B               F#              E               Eb      Db         
G|---------------------------------------------------------------
D|----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1--------
A|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------------------------------4-4-4-4
E|---------------------------------------------------------------

riff 3
  B               Bb              E               Eb      Db
G|---------------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1--------
A|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-------------------------4-4-4-4
E|---------------------------------------------------------------

 verse 1
 B                    F#
 sitting in my boxers eating apple jax
 E                    B
 welcome to my world, welcome to my wor-r-rld
 B                         F#
 whacking it to late night cinemax
 E                         B  
 welcome to my world
 B                F#
 yagermeyster and captain crunch
 E                B
 nicotine and the brady bunch
 B                    F#
 building a boat outa pudding cups
 E                         B
 welcome to my world

Chorus
 Db              B
 welcome to my wor-r-rld
 F#               Gb
 nonstop no-girl action without you

riff 2, 1x

 verse 2
 B                 F#
 this old shirt is starting to stink
 E                       B
 i dont give a *** what people think
 B                        F#
 i can take a leak in the kitchen sink
 E                       B
 welcome to my world
 B              F#  
 no you needed, shed a tear
 E                   B
 cuz iv got waffles, and iv got beer
 B              F#
 and iv got mr. belvadere
 E                   B
 welcome to my world
 
second chorus
riff 3, 2x

 verse 3
 B          F#       E            Eb C#         B
 dont wanna be here,   dont wanna be here tonight
 B            F#    E     Eb      C#            B
 cant stand another   episode of "cheers" tonight
 B           F#     E          Eb C#     B
 i hate that woody,   i hate diaaane, aand
 B           F#             E             Eb C# B
 frasier and nooorman that,   dumass mail maaaaan

 repeat riff 3 one more time.