Intro:
Dm (xx0231@1)Dm (xx0231@1)       AmI (x02210@1)judge by what she's wearing
C (x32010@1)           GJust (320003@1)how many heads I'm tearing
Dm (xx0231@1)            AmOff (x02210@1)of assholes coming on to her
C (x32010@1)              GEach (320003@1)night seems like it's getting worse
Dm (xx0231@1)             AmAnd (x02210@1)I wish she'd take the night off
C (x32010@1)        GSo (320003@1)I don't have to fight off
Dm (xx0231@1)          AmEvery (x02210@1)asshole coming on to her
C (x32010@1)        GIt (320003@1)happens every night she works
Dm (xx0231@1)           AmThey'll (x02210@1)go and ask the DJ
C (x32010@1)           GFind (320003@1)out just what would she say
Dm (xx0231@1)              AmIf (x02210@1)they all tried coming on to her
C (x32010@1)                  GDon't (320003@1)they know it's never going to work
Dm (xx0231@1)               AmThey (x02210@1)think they'll get inside her
C (x32010@1)              GWith (320003@1)every drink they buy her
Dm (xx0231@1)            AmAs (x02210@1)they all try coming on to her
C (x32010@1)           GThis (320003@1)time somebody's getting hurt

C (x32010@1)            AmHere (x02210@1)comes the next contestant



Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)   GIs (320003@1)that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)   GIs (320003@1)that your hand?
Dm (xx0231@1)         AmI (x02210@1)wish you'd do it again
C (x32010@1)            GI'll (320003@1)watch you leave here limping
Dm (xx0231@1)         AmI (x02210@1)wish you'd do it again
C (x32010@1)            GI'll (320003@1)watch you leave here limping
C (x32010@1)            Am (x02210@1)            (Dm)
There goes the next contestant



Dm (xx0231@1)   AmI (x02210@1)even fear the ladies
C (x32010@1)              GThey're (320003@1)cool but twice as crazy
Dm (xx0231@1)            AmJust (x02210@1)as bad for coming on to her
C (x32010@1)                  GDon't (320003@1)they know it's never going to work
Dm (xx0231@1)          AmEach (x02210@1)time she bats an eyelash
C (x32010@1)        GSomebody's (320003@1)grabbing her ass
Dm (xx0231@1)           AmEveryone (x02210@1)keeps coming on to her
C (x32010@1)           GThis (320003@1)time somebody's getting hurt
C (x32010@1)            AmHere (x02210@1)comes the next contestant



Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)   GIs (320003@1)that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)   GIs (320003@1)that your hand?
Dm (xx0231@1)         AmI (x02210@1)wish you'd do it again
C (x32010@1)            GI'll (320003@1)watch you leave here limping
Dm (xx0231@1)         AmI (x02210@1)wish you'd do it again
C (x32010@1)            GI'll (320003@1)watch you leave here limping
C (x32010@1)            Am (x02210@1)            (Dm)
There goes the next contestant



Dm (xx0231@1)       AmI'm (x02210@1)hating what she's wearing
C (x32010@1)       GEverybody (320003@1)here keeps staring
Dm (xx0231@1)                 AmCan't (x02210@1)wait 'til they get what they deserve
C (x32010@1)           GThis (320003@1)time somebody's getting hurt
C (x32010@1)            AmHere (x02210@1)comes the next contestant


Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)   GIs (320003@1)that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)   GIs (320003@1)that your hand?
Dm (xx0231@1)         AmI (x02210@1)wish you'd do it again
C (x32010@1)            GI'll (320003@1)watch you leave here limping
Dm (xx0231@1)         AmI (x02210@1)wish you'd do it again
C (x32010@1)            GI'll (320003@1)watch you leave here limping
C (x32010@1)            Am (x02210@1)            (Dm)
There goes the next contestant


Dm (xx0231@1)         AmI (x02210@1)wish you'd do it again
C (x32010@1)              GEach (320003@1)night seems like it's getting worse
Dm (xx0231@1)         AmI (x02210@1)wish you'd do it again
C (x32010@1)           GThis (320003@1)time somebody's getting hurt

C (x32010@1)            Am (x02210@1)                DmThere (xx0231@1)goes the next contestant