Am
You must be blind, youâ??re blind, youâ??re blind
             Em
Or maybe Iâ??m unkind, unkind, unkind
                             Am
Youâ??re the rich boy from my town, my town, my town
                      Em
But that canâ??t win me round, me â??round, me â??round

Oh you and all your people
Am            C                  Em         G
You think I like you â??cause you bought me a drink
Am            C                G       D
But Iâ??m just short of cash and able to wink

[Chorus:]
G            Em
Excuse me Mr C
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
Iâ??ll take the drink, but if you think
G                       Em
Youâ??re coming home with me
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
Oh youâ??re so vain (I canâ??t believe it)
                  Am
When youâ??re under the lights, the lights, youâ??re alright
                   Em
But conversationâ??s dry, youâ??re dry, youâ??re dry
                                Am
Just trying to boast about your parentsâ?? house in the south of France

And Iâ??m laughing at the way you dance
Em
Youâ??re gone, youâ??re gone, youâ??re gone

Oh you and all your people
Am           C          Em           D
Iâ??ve come to conclusion youâ??re quite fit
Am            C           G        D
But Iâ??m under no illusion youâ??re a dick

G            Em
Excuse me Mr C
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
Iâ??ll take the drink, but if you think
G                       Em
Youâ??re coming home with me
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
Oh youâ??re so vain

Am                                   Em
I, I never meant to hurt or make you cry
           Am                                        D
Your mumâ??s outside, sheâ??s waiting for you in her new X5

Iâ??m sure sheâ??ll dry those eyes

G            Em
Excuse me Mr C
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
Iâ??ll take the drink, but if you think
G                       Em
Youâ??re coming home with me
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
Oh youâ??re so vain
(2x)

[Chorus]
G            Em
Excuse me Mr C (excuse me Mr C)
G            Em
Excuse me Mr C (one more champagne please)
G            Em
Excuse me Mr C (and a strawberry daiquiri)
G            Em
Excuse me Mr C