intro (reggae feel):

e---6--6---5--5---3---3---3---
B--6--6---6--6---4---4---4---
G--7--7---7--7---5---5---5---  repeat x3
D-------------------------------
A-------------------------------
E-------------------------------

riff 1:                                          
e-------------------------------
B-------------------------------
G---8-8---7-7---5-5----------
D------------------------8--7--
A-------------------------------
E-------------------------------

verse:  (use random artificial harmonics throughout)

e----------------------------------------------             
b----------------------------------------------
g---------------------------------10----------
d--------8-------8------8-------------------
a-------------------------------8----------
E--6-6----6--6--6--6---6----------------

e---------------------6---------
B---------------6-8-------------
G---------5-7-------------------
D---7-8------------------------
A-------------------------------
E-------------------------------
...i like what i hear....

pre-chorus:
(power chords)
Eb5          F5            Bb5              G5
now i'm stuck in the web you're spinning
      Eb5                    F5
you got me for your prey

chorus:
Bb5                                             F5                                   G5             
sorry i'm not home right now, i'm walking into spiderwebs, leave a message and i'll call you back
riff 1 ( Eb5 )

Bb5       F5           G5                      riff 1 ( Eb5 )
a likely story but leave a message and i'll call you back

bridge:
alternate between G5 and Eb5

Bb5      F5                 G5                   Eb5
it's all your fault..... i screen my phone calls....