Oasis - "I Am The Walrus" (Live from "Cigarettes And Alcohol" single) (Doesn't matter if it's out of tune, doesn't matter if it's out of tune, cause you're cool!) A G D E A I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together C D A See how we run like pigs from a gun, see how we fly, I'm cryin' A G D E A Sitting on a cornflake, I'm waiting for the van to come F B7 Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long C D E I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo A G D E A Mister city, policemen city, pretty little policemen in a row C D A See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how we run, I'm cryin' C A E D I'm cry, I'm cryin', I'm cry A G D E A Yellow mound of custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye F B7 Grab a locker fish-wife, pornographic priestess, man you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down C D E I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo B A G F E F Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun E If the sun don't come you get your tan from standing in the English rain C D E I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo A G D E A Experts sexperts, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you C D A See how they spy like pigs in the sky, see how they snide, I'm cryin' A G D E A Semelena pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower F B7 Elementary penguins singing Hare Krishna, man you should have seen him Kicking Edgar Allan Poe C D E I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus, D coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo C Coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo B7 Ca choo... A G F E B A du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw....