D
Hello morning, Mr. Edminton
F# G F# B?
Mr. Edminton, how are you feeling today?
C#m
I trust that life is treating you
C# F#
The way that you want it to
G
Of course, I'm joking with you
AND IT JUST GOES LIKE THAT THE REST OF THE SONG (just kidding)
D
Hello, Mr. Lendingworth
G F# B?
Mr. Lendingworth, hope you're feeling ok
C#m C#
I've brought some books and a finance magazine
F#
Because I feel bad for you
G
I'll tell you another thing too
(During this part you should strum and then mute after struming to give it the right feel)
F# E
Remember how they vowed to let that go
C#m
If your families paid the ransom
C#
Well, I think you both should know
E F#
That that's not their intention
C#m C (Barre)
But I will help to set you free
F
If you'll do something for me
D F# A (Barre)
I want an honest job in one of your factories
D G
Please Mr. Edminton, Mr. Edminton
F# B?
Tell me that you'll agree
C#m C#
And I'll untie you from that chair presently
F#
And get you away from here
G
I'm judging by your tears
D G
That you, Mr. Lendingworth, dear Mr. Lendingworth
F# B?
Desire a part in our scheme
C#m C#
Well, sir, I certainly would never even dream now
F#
Of excluding you
G
I'll tell you both what to do
(Go back to strum , mute)
F# E
Tip toe down the spiral stairs
C#m
Then just before the cellar door
C#
You'll see a painting of a juggler
B? B G#
Touch his nose and that will open up a secret corridor
C#m C
Take the ladder at the end up to the street
F
And run as fast as you can
D F#
Then in a week or two
A A# F A#
I'll start my job with you
D G
You, Mr. Edminton, Mr. Lendingworth
F# B? C#m A E
Hurry before it's too late for us to escape
