Em7: x22033 or x79987
B7: 224242
Cmaj7: 335453
Am7: x02010
Em7                 B7 (x21202@1)                                       Cmaj7Caroline (x32000@1)(Caroline) See Caroline all the guys would say she's mighty fine
B7 (x21202@1)                                   Am7But (x02010@1)mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
        B7 (x21202@1)                      Am7 (x02010@1)          B7And (x21202@1)the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
                    Em7
Yeah, now dig this, now even though
B7 (x21202@1)                           Cmaj7You'd (x32000@1)need a golden calculator to divide
B7 (x21202@1)                                 Am7The (x02010@1)time it takes to look inside and realize that
B7 (x21202@1)                  Am7 (x02010@1)             B7Real (x21202@1)guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

[Chorus- Repeat 2x]
Em7                             B7I (x21202@1)know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
     Cmaj7But (x32000@1)lean a little bit closer
         B7 (x21202@1)                       Am7See (x02010@1)that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
      B7 (x21202@1)                       Am7Yeah, (x02010@1)roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

It continues on like this for the rest of the song, i'd write out the rest of the 
song but lining up the chords with the lyrics is a pain and it takes forever.