[Intro]
Em   D    C    Bm    Am    G    F    Em    D    C    B7
[Verse]
Em
Caroline!?Caroline!
D                                         C
See?Caroline?all?the?guys?would?say?she's?mighty?fine
Bm                                     Am
But?mighty?fine?only?got?you?somewhere?half?the?time
G                                 F   Em   D   C
And?the?other?half?either?got?you?cursed?out,?or?coming?up?short
B7
Yeah,?now?dig?this,?now?
Em
Even?though
D                                C
You'd?need?a?golden?calculator?to?divide
F                                Em
The?time?it?takes?to?look?inside?and?realise?that
D                F                 C      B7
Real?guys?go?for?real?down?to?Mars?girls,?yeah!

[Chorus]
[Play?2x]
Em                              D
I?know?you'd?like?to?thank?your?shit?don't?stank
C
But?lean?a?little?bit?closer
Bm                               Am
See?that?roses?really?smell?like?poo-oo-ooo
G                             F   Em   D   C  ?B7
Yeah,?roses?really?smell?like?poo-oo-ooo

[Verse]
Em        D                                 C
Caroline!?See?she's?the?reason?for?the?word?"bitch"
F
I?hope?she's?speeding?on?the?way?to?the?club
F
Trying?to?hurry?up?to?get?to?some
F
Baller?or?singer?or?somebody?like?that
F
And?try?to?put?on?her?makeup?in?the?mirror
F                                Em
And?crash,?crash,?crash..?into?a?ditch!?(Just?Playing!)
D                                C
She?needs?a?golden?calculator?to?divide
Bm                                   Am
The?time?it?takes?to?look?inside?and?realise?that
G                          F     Em       D      C      B7
Real?guys?go?for?real?down?to?Mars?girls,?yeah!

[Chorus]
Em                              D
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C
But lean a little bit closer
Bm                               Am
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
G                             F   Em   D   C   B7
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Em                              D
I?know?you'd?like?to?thank?your?shit?don't?stank
C
But?lean?a?little?bit?closer
F                                Em
See?that?roses?really?smell?like?poo-oo-ooo
D                             F   C   B7
Yeah,?roses?really?smell?like?poo-oo-ooo


[Verse]
Em
Well?she's?got?a?hotty?body,?but?her?attitude?is?potty
D
When?I?met?her?at?a?party?she?was?hardly?acting?naughty
C
I?said?"Shorty,?would?you?call?me?"

She?said?"Pardon?me,?are?you?ballin'?"
Bm
I?said?"Darling,?you?sound?like?a?prostitute?pausing"
Am                            G
Oh?so?you're?one?them?freaks,?get?geeked?at?the?sight?of?an?ATM?receipt
F                     Em
But?game?been?peeped,?dropping?names?she's?weak
D                                C                  B7
Trickin'?off?this?bitch?is?lost,?Must?take?me?for?a?geek

Em
A?quick?way?to?eat,?A?neat?place?sleep,
D 
A?rent-A-car?for?A?week,?A?trick?for?A?treat
C 
Now?go?on?the?raw?sex,?my?AIDS?test?is?flawless
F
Regardless,?we?don't?want?to?get?involved?with?all?them?lawyers
Em
And?judges?just?to?hold?grudges?in?a?courtroom
D                              F   C   B7
I?wanna?see?ya?support?bra?not?support?you!

[Chorus]
Em                              D
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C
But lean a little bit closer
F                                Em
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
D                             F   C   B7
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

[Play?2x]
Em                              D
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C
But lean a little bit closer
Bm                               Am
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
G                             F   Em   D   C   B7
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

[Play?2x]
Em 
Better?come?back?down?to?Mars
D
Girl,?quit?chasin'?cars
C 
What?happens?when?the?dough?get?so?low
F
Bitch,?you?ain't?that?fine
Em       D        F   C   B7 
No?way..?no?way..?no?way

[Play?2x]
Em   D    C    Bm    Am    G    F    Em    D    C    B7
Crazy?bitch (Etc)
[Play?2x]
Em    D    C    F    Em    D    F    C    B7
[END]