G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1)F (133211@1)C (x32010@1)x6

F (133211@1)      CI (x32010@1)brush my teeth
                GAnd (320003@1)look in the mirror
    F (133211@1)       CAnd (x32010@1)laugh out loud
                    GAs (320003@1)I'm beaming from ear to ear

F (133211@1)       CI'd (x32010@1)rather pick flowers
           GInstead (320003@1)of fights
                 FAnd (133211@1)rather than flaunt my style
    CI'd (x32010@1)flash you a smile
GOf (320003@1)clean pearly whites

Am (x02210@1)              E (022100@1)            
I've been to the dentist
           C (x32010@1)                  DA (xx0232@1)thousand times, so I know the drill
  F (133211@1)                   DI (xx0232@1)smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
    C (x32010@1)                      GBut (320003@1)somehow I still get the chills

F (133211@1)    CHave (x32010@1)a seat
                GHe (320003@1)says pleasantly
      F (133211@1)             C (x32010@1)As he shakes my hand
                GAnd (320003@1)practically laughs at me

F (133211@1)    COpen (x32010@1)up nice and wide 
                 GHe (320003@1)says, peering in

And with a smirk he says,
F (133211@1)                        C"Don't (x32010@1)have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
                   GAs (320003@1)he tries not to grin

F (133211@1)     C (x32010@1)     F (133211@1)      C (x32010@1)    GWhen (320003@1)hygienists leave on long vacations
F (133211@1)         C (x32010@1)      F (133211@1)        C (x32010@1)        GThat's (320003@1)when dentists scream and lose their patience

C (x32010@1)                F (133211@1)               GTalking (320003@1)only brings the toothaches on
                  F (133211@1)       CBecause (x32010@1)I say the stupidest things
C (x32010@1)                   FSo (133211@1)if my resolve goes south
                G (320003@1)            FI'll (133211@1)swallow my pride with an aspirin
    C (x32010@1)     GAnd (320003@1)shut my mouth

F (133211@1)            AmGolf (x02210@1)and alcohol don't mix
          G (320003@1)                    FAnd (133211@1)that's why I don't drink and drive
F (133211@1)                                   AmBecause, (x02210@1)good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
           F (133211@1)              GAnd (320003@1)hafta kiss my smile goodbye

(Not sure about the interlude, sorry)

Am (x02210@1)             E (022100@1)                            
I've been to the dentist
           C (x32010@1)                  DA (xx0232@1)thousand times, so I know the drill
  F (133211@1)                    DI (xx0232@1)smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
    C (x32010@1)                     GBut (320003@1)somehow I still get the chills

G  Am  F  C  (like intro - until finish)