Panic! At The Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage
Transcribed by Louise Tammemagi

F#m (244222@1)                   D (xx0232@1)  Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
     E (022100@1)                 D (xx0232@1)                   F#mCome (244222@1)on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
                     D (xx0232@1)
Good, good now we're making some progress
     E (022100@1)               D (xx0232@1)                  F#mCome (244222@1)on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
      D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)                 D (xx0232@1)                      F#mAnd (244222@1)I believe, this may call for a proper introduction, and well
          D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)                    D (xx0232@1)                F#mDon't (244222@1)you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?

CHORUS:
E (022100@1)                      F#mSwear (244222@1)to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D (xx0232@1)             A (x02220@1)           EOh, (022100@1)we're still so young, desperate for attention
D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)     F#m (244222@1)                     
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives.
x2

F#m (244222@1)             DApplause, (xx0232@1)applause, no wait, wait
     E (022100@1)                        DDear (xx0232@1)studio audience, I've an announcement to make:
   F#m (244222@1)                            DIt (xx0232@1)seems the artists these days are not who you think,
         E (022100@1)                     DSo (xx0232@1)we'll pick back up on that on another page.

F#m (244222@1)    D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)                 D (xx0232@1)                      F#m (244222@1)  And I believe, this may call for a proper introduction, and well,
          D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)                  D (xx0232@1)              F#mDon't (244222@1)you see, I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue?

CHORUS:
E (022100@1)                      F#mSwear (244222@1)to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D (xx0232@1)             A (x02220@1)           EOh, (022100@1)we're still so young, desperate for attention
D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)     F#m (244222@1)                     
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives.
x2

BRIDGE:
F#m (244222@1)                DSwear (xx0232@1)to shake it up, you swear to listen,
A (x02220@1)                  ESwear (022100@1)to shake it up, you swear to listen,
F#m (244222@1)                DSwear (xx0232@1)to shake it up, you swear to listen,
A (x02220@1)                  ESwear (022100@1)to shake it up, swear to shake it up!

CHORUS:
E (022100@1)                      F#mSwear (244222@1)to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D (xx0232@1)             A (x02220@1)           EOh, (022100@1)we're still so young, desperate for attention
D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)     F#m (244222@1)                     
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives.

E (022100@1)                      F#mSwear (244222@1)to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D (xx0232@1)             A (x02220@1)           EOh, (022100@1)we're still so young, desperate for attention
D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)     F#mI (244222@1)aim to be your eyes...

F#m (244222@1)       DLa (xx0232@1)dada, da dada da da da,
F#m (244222@1)             palm mute
La da da da daaa, (uhuh uh)
F#m (244222@1)       DLa (xx0232@1)dada, da dada da da da,
F#m (244222@1)        D (xx0232@1)     F#mLa (244222@1)da da, da dada da daaaa...(let ring).