This is a great song. Really easy to play and make people laugh. I based it on the live 
video and hopefully I've got it mostly right. Comment if not :)

Capo 4 or 5 (depending on what version you're listening to)

C (x32010@1)                    FWell, (133211@1)I hate racist blokes, telling tasteless jokes,
     C (x32010@1)                    GAnd (320003@1)explaining where people belong.
       C (x32010@1)                      FI (133211@1)hate ignorant folks, who pay money to see gigs,
    G (320003@1)                             CAnd (x32010@1)talk through everything fucking song.
       Am (x02210@1)                  FI (133211@1)hate people in nightclubs, snorting coke,
    C (x32010@1)                          GAnd (320003@1)explaining where you're going wrong.
      Am (x02210@1)               FWell, (133211@1)if you agree, come hate it with me,
     G (320003@1)              CAnd (x32010@1)feel free to sing along.

F (133211@1)  C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
            F (133211@1)  C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) GX2 (320003@1)
And I hate pointless status updates on Facebook,
'FYI', we were never m8s.
We pretend to be friends on the internet,
Yet when in real life we have nothing to say,
Oh, brother, I've love for my mother,
For good times, for music and for my mates.
Yeah, I love and I live, and I have love to give,
But sometimes, all you can do is hate.

And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

FI (133211@1)hate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas,
      C (x32010@1)               GThey (320003@1)only eat pizza and chips.

I hate stepping outside for a smoke, and some guy coughs,
     C (x32010@1)            GLike (320003@1)your lungs are his.
      AmAnd (x02210@1)I hate queuing up for festival toilets,
F (133211@1)                        CEspecially (x32010@1)when you need a shit.
  Am (x02210@1)                   FI (133211@1)hate the X-factor, for murdering music,
    G (320003@1)                     CYou (x32010@1)bunch of money grabbing pricks.

F (133211@1)  C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
            F (133211@1)  C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

C   F   C   G X2 But second time round slow down and lift middle note off the C to walk 
down to the G (if that makes any sense)

C (x32010@1)                           FAnd (133211@1)I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens,
         C (x32010@1)                         GThey (320003@1)make ten year olds chase to grow up.
C (x32010@1)                             F (133211@1)      G"Hey (320003@1)kids lets be anoerxic", or better, eat chocolate 'til you throw up.
          Am (x02210@1)                       FKeep (133211@1)your Hollywood stars, in their stupid cars,
        C (x32010@1)                           GAnd (320003@1)the botox, that makes them looked fucked.
      C (x32010@1)                           FJust (133211@1)grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face?
   G (320003@1)                           CIt (x32010@1)looks like it's been hit by a truck.

And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc