A5 D5 Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us E5 F#5 You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus A5 D5 There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me E5 F#5 But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be A5 A5 prick D5 A fake, your parents' greatest mistake E5 F#5 You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take A5 D5 But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes E5 F#5 And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose D5 E5 A5 F#5 Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got D5 E5 A5 F#5 Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot D5 E5 A5 F#5 Of your high school where you graduated six years ago D5 E5 (hold) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag A5 D5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E5 F#5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag A5 D5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E5 F#5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) A5 D5 Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick E5 F#5 I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic A5 D5 You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos E5 F#5 At the beer pong table where you never lose D5 E5 A5 F#5 Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got D5 E5 A5 F#5 Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot D5 E5 A5 F#5 Of your high school where you graduated six years ago D5 E5 (hold) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag A5 D5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E5 F#5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag A5 D5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E5 F#5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) A5 F#5 There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo D5 E5 Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you A5 F#5 Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym D5 E5 In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko A5 F#5 Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot D5 E5 Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot) A5 F#5 Drinking Jose all day party in here D5 You drink mad beers D5 E5 A5 F#5 Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce D5 E5 A5 F#5 The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you D5 E5 A5 F#5 It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago D5 E5 (hold) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag A5 D5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E5 F#5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag A5 D5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E5 F#5 (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) A5 Dude! (Dude!) F#5 D5 I'm not your bro (I'm not your bro) A5 Dude! (Dude!) F#5 D5 I'm not your bro-o-o-o A5 Dude! (Dude!) F#5 D5 I'm not your bro (I'm not your bro) A5 Dude! (Dude!) F#5 D5 D5 I'm not your bro-o-o-o end on A
