Intro: G5 D5 G5 C5 G5 D5 G5 D5 G5 D5 I had a birthday, my oh my G5 C5 I turned into an older guy G5 D5 G5 D5 And older guy is what the girls will say G5 D5 (When they) try to tell their mom and dad G5 C5 That maybe it won't be so bad G5 D5 G5 At least he's got a job and isn't gray D5 Yet! E5 It's right around the corner A5 Yeah the time is sneaking up E5 D5 It keeps on getting faster every year G5 D5 But I'll be happy as can be G5 C5 With pretty girls too young for me G5 D5 G5 D5 They talk and talk, but I can barely hear G5 D5 I have a girl of 25 G5 C5 She hasn't even been alive G5 D5 G5 D5 As long as I've been playing this guitar G5 D5 She treats me like her little boy G5 C5 I must admit I do enjoy G5 D5 G5 Pretending that I'm younger than I are D5 And E5 A5 She wants to start a family, but in a year or so E5 D5 I may not have the strength to raise a kid G5 D5 Cause if a child rides piggyback G5 C5 I think that you would hear a crack G5 D5 G5 And see me break in two just like a twig Solo G5 D5 I had a birthday yesterday G5 C5 It came and went and now today G5 D5 G5 D5 It's time to get back to my normal life G5 D5 Where I forget how old am I G5 C5 And walk down to the junior high G5 D5 G5 To see if any girls will be my wife D5 No! E5 I don't think it will happen A5 And you probably think I'm wrong E5 D5 For chasing younger girls in leather boots G5 D5 But I am harmless as can be G5 C5 I'll show you if you want to see G5 D5 G5 D5 G5 My gun will aim , but it no longer shoots
