Words & music by Paul Simon 1975 Em/G (322000@1) D6 (xx04xx@1) |Cmaj7 B7-9B7| (x2121x@1) "The problem is all inside your head", she said to me Em (022000@1) D#07 |Gmaj9+5 B+| The answer is easy if you take it logically Em (022000@1) D6 (xx04xx@1) |Cmaj7 B7-9 (x2121x@1) I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free B7 (x21202@1) |Em Am7 (x02010@1) |Em | There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Em/G (322000@1) D6 (xx04xx@1) |Cmaj7 B7-9 (x2121x@1)name="chord_x21202@1">B7 She said it's really not my habit to intrude |Em D#07 |Gmaj9+5 B+ Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued |Em D6 (xx04xx@1) |Cmaj7 B7-9But (x2121x@1)I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude B7 (x21202@1) |Em Am7 (x02010@1) |Em | There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Am7 (x02010@1) |Em Fifty ways to leave your lover |G | Just slip out the back, Jack |Bb6 | Make a new plan, Stan |C7 | You don't need to be coy, Roy |G Just get yourself free | | Hop on the bus, Gus |Bb6 | You don't need to discuss much |C7 | Just drop off the key, Lee |G | And get yourself free |G | Just slip out the back, Jack |Bb6 | Make a new plan, Stan |C7 | You don't need to be coy, Roy |G Just get yourself free | | Hop on the bus, Gus |Bb6 | You don't need to discuss much |C7 | Just drop off the key, Lee |G | | | | And get yourself free Em/G (322000@1) D6 (xx04xx@1) |Cmaj7 B7-9 (x2121x@1) She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain B7 (x21202@1) |Em D#07 |Gmaj9+5 B+ | I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again Em (022000@1) D6 (xx04xx@1) |Cmaj7 B7-9 (x2121x@1) I said I appreciate that and would you please explain B7 (x21202@1) |Em Am7|Em | About the fifty ways Em/G (322000@1) D6 (xx04xx@1) |Cmaj7 B7-9 (x2121x@1) She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight B7|Em (x21202@1) D#07 |Gmaj9+5 B+ And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light |Em D6 (xx04xx@1) |Cmaj7 B7-9And (x2121x@1)then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right B7 (x21202@1) |Em Am7 (x02010@1) |Em | There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Am7 (x02010@1) |Em Fifty ways to leave your lover |G | Just slip out the back, Jack |Bb6 | Make a new plan, Stan |C7 | You don't need to be coy, Roy |G Just get yourself free | | Hop on the bus, Gus |Bb6 | You don't need to discuss much |C7 | Just drop off the key, Lee |G | And get yourself free |G | You just slip out the back, Jack |Bb6 | Make a new plan, Stan |C7 | You don't need to be coy, Roy |G Just get yourself free | | Hop on the bus, Gus |Bb6 | You don't need to discuss much |C7 | Just drop off the key, Lee |G | | | | And get yourself free Em/G 322000 or XX3231 D6 xx0432 or XX0202 CM7 x32000 B7-9 x24222 or X2121X B7 (x21202@1) 021202 Em (022000@1) 022000 D#dim7 xx1222 or XX1212 GM9+5 320203 or 3X424X B+ xx1004 Am7 x02213 G (320003@1) 320003 Bb6 x13311 or X13033 C7 (x32310@1) x32310