E5 D5 C5 B5 B5 "The problem is all inside your head," she said to me E5 D#5 G5 B5 "the answer is easy if you take it logic'lly. E5 D5 C5 B5 I'm here to help you if you're struggling to be free; B5 E5 A5 E5 there must be fifty ways to leave your lover." E5 D5 C5 B5 B5 She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude; E5 D#5 G5 B5 I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued. E5 D5 C5 B5 But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude; B5 E5 A5 E5 there must be fifty ways to leave your lover." E5 A5 E5 fifty ways to leave your lover." G5 Just slip out the back, Jack. Bb5 Make a new plan, Stan; C5 You don't need to be coy, Roy, G5 just get yourself free. (on repeat: Just listen to me) G5 Hop on the bus, Gus; Bb5 You don't need to discuss much; C5 Just drop off the key, Lee. G5 and get yourself free. REPEAT CHORUS Second verse: She said, "It grieves me now to see you in such pain; I wish there was somethin' I could do to make you smile again." I said, "I appreciate that, and could you please explain about the fifty ways?" She said, "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight; I'm sure in the morning you'll begin to see the light." And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right; there must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover." REPEAT CHORUS twice.