Joanie, The Jehovah?s Witness Stripper by Paul Thorn

Transcribed by DWdrummer67. Another great campfire tune. Enjoy!

Note: Use U-G's 2nd fret variation for the A5 chord.

Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret)

Em                                   
She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
               A5                    Em
She tells her mama, she?s cleanin? houses
Em                                             A5
She goes out witnessing, doin? the Lords work all week
              Em                       F#m
But on the weekends, she?s makin? ends meet

Chorus:
Em             A5                Em
Joanie? the Jehovah?s witness stripper
        A5                          Em
Put a dollar in her G-string? and she?ll deliver
        Em         A5           Em     A5
If her daddy only knew, he?d probably kill her
Em            F#m                Em
Joanie? the Jehovah?s witness stripper

Em                                        
One night down at the club, her daddy walked in
             A5                     Em
He didn?t recognize, his daughter dancin?
Em                                  A5
She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses
              Em                 F#m
When she got naked, he started clappin?

Chorus: (Repeat)

Bridge:
        A5                           Em
If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way
               A5                              Em
She says I?m countin? all my blessings, every night when I get paid
A5                                 Em
She once lived in poverty, now everything?s alright
           F#m                                                       
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night

Chorus: (Repeat)