C11 - C18 - C19 - C18 - C20 - C21 - C20 - C21 (x3)  /  C22 - G5 - D5 - C23

C21                    C11         D/s    G/s
What makes you think that it won't grow back
      Em
In a day or two
C21                 C11            D/s    G/s
Husbands in winter, they know the truth
           Em
But what can they do


G                    A
I don't like girls the way they are
 F#m                                      Bm         D
So shave their legs, and make them look like movie stars
Em                       G
Then we can pretend it's natural


C11        D/s   G/s           C21
Put on whatever makes you attractive
C11              D/s            G/s        C21
If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion       C11            D/s         G/s
  C21                       C22 - G5 - D5 - C23
Your friends like a certain you?-, that's who you've got to be

C11 - C18 - C19 - C18 - C20 - C21 - C20 - C21 (x3) /  C22 - G5 - D5 - C23

C21               C11        D/s   G/s
Junior high legs; blonde hair gone brown
      Em
From removing it
C21                     C11            D/s    G/s
Waxing since thirteen - wisdom from a beauty queen
     Em                         A
Her tiara digging deep in her head

C11        D/s   G/s     C21
Put on whatever makes you attractive
C11              D/s        G/s        C21
If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion
C11            D/s         G/s     C21                    C22
- G5 - D5 - C23
Your friends like a certain you?-, that's who you have to be
F#m      7thfretBm       C22 - G5 - D5 - C23
That's who you've got to be

C21 /                   C11        D/s G/s                 Em
I'm starting to think that I?m kind of shy, or at least I?d like to be

G                       A            F#m
      Bm           G
Winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with lasers, so it never comes back
Em                        G
Then we can pretend it's natural
C11 - C18 - C19 - C18 - C20 - C21 - C20 - C21 (x4) /  A5 - B5 - A5 - B5