C11 - C18 - C19 - C18 - C20 - C21 - C20 - C21 (x3)  /  C22 - G5 - D5 - C23

C21                    C5         D/s    G/s
What makes you think that it won't grow back
      E5
In a day or two
C21                 C5            D/s    G/s
Husbands in winter, they know the truth
           E5
But what can they do


G5                    A5
I don't like girls the way they are
 F#5                                      B5         D5
So shave their legs, and make them look like movie stars
E5                       G5
Then we can pretend it's natural


C5        D/s   G/s           C21
Put on whatever makes you attractive
C5              D/s            G/s        C21
If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion       C11            D/s         G/s
  C21                       C22 - G5 - D5 - C23
Your friends like a certain you?-, that's who you've got to be

C11 - C18 - C19 - C18 - C20 - C21 - C20 - C21 (x3) /  C22 - G5 - D5 - C23

C21               C5        D/s   G/s
Junior high legs; blonde hair gone brown
      E5
From removing it
C21                     C5            D/s    G/s
Waxing since thirteen - wisdom from a beauty queen
     E5                         A5
Her tiara digging deep in her head

C5        D/s   G/s     C21
Put on whatever makes you attractive
C5              D/s        G/s        C21
If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion
C5            D/s         G/s     C21                    C22
- G5 - D5 - C23
Your friends like a certain you?-, that's who you have to be
F#5      7thfretB5       C22 - G5 - D5 - C23
That's who you've got to be

C21 /                   C5        D/s G/s                 E5
I'm starting to think that I?m kind of shy, or at least I?d like to be

G5                       A5            F#5
      B5           G5
Winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with lasers, so it never comes back
E5                        G5
Then we can pretend it's natural
C11 - C18 - C19 - C18 - C20 - C21 - C20 - C21 (x4) /  A5 - B5 - A5 - B5