Key: A major, Time: 4/4, Tempo: 106

Intro:
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  A6      D  E7 A6    (X 2)
     
     


Verse 1: (0:1(b9))
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A6                     D   E7 
 Hey, hey,  ah, ha, haaa
A6                       
 Saturday is shopping day-
   |                          |                     | 
 I drive my car but there's no place to park it
D              E7             A6          
 No respect for supermen in the supermarket

 A6                                                
I guess there must be trouble but I not been alerted
D                 E7          A6                  
 looking round the store it was all deserted and I'm

A6                               
 stranded here with my empty basket
D          E7           C#m        F#m   2/4  4/4
 so full of questions but nowhere to ask it


Bridge: (0:56-)
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D                   Eb?                    
   By the one way out,     strange voice shouts
6/4  B7/F#                          
     "Don't let that good man out!"


Chorus 1: (1:04-) 
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D  A  /F#  /E       D/F#      A/G  
            "Have a   wonderful day  
             in   our one - way world

Bm  F#/Bb  F#  Abm7-5  F#/Bb 
            one way,  
            one day

(repeat twice)

3/4 D   A       Em   B    
      one-way man, one- way mind
G6    A4     A  4/4  D         
 get a-long with man   -   kind" (oh)


[Verse 2] (1:38-)

 Oh, there's an old man on the floor so I summon my charm
 I say "Hey scumbag, has there been an alarm?"
 
 he said "Yeh, 'been selling off eternal youth
 they all got afraid 'cos I'm the living proof

 My name is Einstein do you know time is a curve?"
 I said "Stop old man! you got a nerve

 'cos there's only one rule that I observe
 Time is money, and money I serve"


(Bridge) (2:24-) 


[Chorus 2] (2:32-)

"Have a wonderful day in our one-way world
   one way, one day" (repeat three times)

3/4 D   A       Em   B    
      one-way man, one- way mind
  G6    A4     Bb? 4/4  Bm   
   get a-long with man   -     kind


Coda: (3:1(b9))
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3/4 D   A       Em   B    
      one-way man, one- way mind
  G6    A4     A  D       
   get a-long with man-kind____"