If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1)
[Verse 1] (All open chords)
 
         CI (x32010@1)got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
          AmFoes (x02210@1)that wanna make sure my casket's closed
CRap (x32010@1)critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
    AmI'm (x02210@1)from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
       CIf (x32010@1)you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
          AmYou'd (x02210@1)be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
         CI'm (x32010@1)like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
       Am(single strum)
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
      CI (x32010@1)got beef with radio if i don't play they show
           AmThey (x02210@1)don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
CRap (x32010@1)mags try and use my black ass
    AmSo (x02210@1)advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
CI (x32010@1)don't know what you take me as, 
   AmOr (x02210@1)understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
         C (x32010@1)I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
      Am (x02210@1)  
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]
          GIf (320003@1)you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
      F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1)
[Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern)

    CThe (x32010@1)year's '94 and my trunk is raw
      AmIn (x02210@1)my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
  CI (x32010@1)got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
AmBounce (x02210@1)on the double put the pedal to the floor
    CNow (x32010@1)I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
       AmPlus (x02210@1)i got a few dollars i can fight the case
       CSo (x32010@1)I...pull over to the side of the road
        AmI (x02210@1)heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

(Open chords again)

          CCause (x32010@1)I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
     AmDo (x02210@1)I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
     CAm (x32010@1)I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
              Am(single strum)
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "


(Spoken bit)
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

        C (x32010@1)                        Em (022000@1)   
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
              Am(single strum)
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

        C (x32010@1)                                    EmWell (022000@1)my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
      Am (x02210@1)                              GAnd (320003@1)I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

        C(single strum)
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

             CNah, (x32010@1)I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
 AmEnough (x02210@1)that you won't illegally search my shit

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
      AmI (x02210@1)got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]
          GIf (320003@1)you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
      F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1)[Outro]
      CI (x32010@1)got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
      AmI (x02210@1)got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
      CI (x32010@1)got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
      AmI (x02210@1)got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
          GIf (320003@1)you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
      F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one