Tab for picnicface's good touch, bad touch. This is one funny song.

C                          F
Theres a good touch, and a bad touch
Am                           F    
You have to know the diff-er-ence
C                           F
A good touch makes you feel good
Am                             F
But a bad touch makes you feel tense

Basically repeat the chord pattern C, F, Am, F throughout the song

Love Brad xxx