VERSE
               G5
Waking up your neighbors downstairs,
E5
I've been inside your bedroom a thousand years.
           C5
And as you tie me to the bed for good I say
       G5
that I want you in the most unromantic way.

    C5                   E5
Louisiana, you're torturing me with a beautiful face.
             C5
Ana come on, I thought we had a damn good thing.
               G5                   E5
A penny in the couch and a diamond ring.

CHORUS
             E5            C5
So baby stay away from my friends,
         A5          E5
'cause I need them to carry me.
          E5               C5
When it's over I'll count back from ten,
            C' (twice) E5              C5 (once)
and you can list-en to glass hearts shattering.

VERSE
        G5
I don't know how you got into me,
             E5
down my throat and made a home in my veins.
                    C5
They used to be the rivers that would take us away,
                 G5
but now you only call me every Christmas and my birthday.
                C5                      A5
I still can't believe how you look next to me,
            C5              A5 (once)           
just like a strip club bedroom scene.

CHORUS
          E5            C5
Baby stay away from my friends,
         A5          E5
'cause I need them to carry me.
          E5               C5
When it's over I'll count back from ten,
            C' (twice) E5                   (break)
and you can list-en to something that you've never heard before.

INTERLUDE
E5 C5 E5 C5 (break)

VERSE
                             G5
But you don't know what it's like
                                C5
to wake up in the middle of the night,

scaring the thought of kissing razors.
     G5
This blood evacuation is telling me to cave in.
C5
Stay away.

OUTRO
G5        C5                  G5 (once)
        Just stay away from my friends.