Here's a plain chord arrangement for this beautiful song.
Tuning is standard. Put a capo on the first fret to make it easier.

Verse 1
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Ab (xx1114@1)     Absus4 (xx1124@1)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab    Absus2 C# (x43121@1)      Ab*
Slightly be-----mused by his lack of direction
Eb6 (xx15xx@4)name="chord_x43121@3">Eb       Eb7 (x32310@4)name="chord_xx15xx@4">Eb6 EbHey (x43121@3)you, hey you 
Ab (xx1114@1)    Absus4 (xx1124@1)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab    Absus2   C# (x43121@1)   Ab*
Came to this   world by    caesarean section 
Eb6 (xx15xx@4)name="chord_x43121@3">Eb       Eb7 (x32310@4)name="chord_xx15xx@4">Eb6 EbHey (x43121@3)you, hey you 
Ab (xx1114@1)    Absus4 (xx1124@1)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab         Absus2    C# (x43121@1)      Ab*
Chooses his    clothes to match his pallid complexion
Eb6 (xx15xx@4)name="chord_x43121@3">Eb       Eb7 (x32310@4)name="chord_xx15xx@4">Eb6 EbHey (x43121@3)you, hey you 
       Ab (xx1114@1)      Absus4 (xx1124@1)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab       Absus2 C# (x43121@1)    Ab*
Now it takes him all    day just to     get an erection
Eb6 (xx15xx@4)name="chord_x43121@3">Eb                 Eb7 (x32310@4)Eb6 (xx15xx@4)EbHey (x43121@3)you, things aren't what they seem

Chorus 1
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Ab (xx1114@1)     Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab       Eb (x43121@3)           Makes no sense at all
Eb (x43121@3)Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_x43121@3">Eb            Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3)           Things aren't what they seem 
Ab (xx1114@1)     Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab       Eb (x43121@3)     
            Makes no sense at all 
...
Eb*         Eb (x43121@3)Verse 2
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(follow the same pattern as in verse 1)

Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey you, hey you 
He never scores he just gets an infection 
Hey you, hey you 
Dreams of a place with a better selection 
Hey you, hey you 
Still it takes him all day just to get an erection 
Hey you, things aren't what they seem

Chorus 2
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Ab (xx1114@1)     Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab       Eb (x43121@3)           Makes no sense at all 
Eb (x43121@3)Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_x43121@3">Eb            Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3)           Things aren't what they seem 
Ab (xx1114@1)     Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab       Eb (x43121@3)           Makes no sense at all 
Eb (x43121@3)Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_x43121@3">Eb            Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3)           Things aren't what they seem 
Ab (xx1114@1)     Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab       Eb (x43121@3)           Makes no sense at all 
Eb (x43121@3)Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_x43121@3">Eb            Bb (x1333x@1) Eb (x43121@3)           Things aren't what they seem
Ab (xx1114@1)     Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab    Eb (x43121@3)           Luxemburger Queen
Eb*         Eb (x43121@3)           He's aBurger (x02210@1)Queen

Solo
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Ab (xx1114@1)     Absus2 Eb (x43121@3)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab       Absus2 EbThen (x43121@3)play half a verse and chorus 1.

Ab* is played barre 4th fret.
Eb* is played barre 6th fret.
The remaining of the song follows the verse and chorus patterns.
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