This Is No Rehearsal 

 F G# F#* B* A* B  E  Am  G  F#                                            
 1 0  0   0  0  2  0   5  3  2             
 1 0  0   0  0  4  0   5  3  2             
 2 4  3   8  6  4  1   5  4  3             
 3 5  4   9  7  4  2   7  5  4             
 3 5  4   9  7  2  2   7  5  4             
 1 3  2   7  5  x  0   5  3  2


How many children did I bring into this world?
G*                       F#*                B*                   A* 
        How many did I lose in the shopping arcade? 
G*                      F#*                     B*             A* 

         This is no   rehearsal - play it back
    B                  E                 G
         and throw things at the screen
                   F#
         This is no   rehearsal - somebody
    B                  E                 G
          interpret this for me
              F#*

 (Distortion...) 
 B......E.....Am.....F

        And still I remember how I dressed him this morning
G*                         F#*                  B*                     A*
        And then he was gone - stolen, my only one
G*                        F#*             B*           A* 







Opening guitar riff:

|-----------------------------------|
|--15----15--13----13--12---13--15--|
|-----14--------10------------------|
|-----------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------|

For the guitar parts in between
the main riff and the rock out
section, I'm sure there are
actual chords being played, but I just 
switch on a Wah sound with a lot of delay
and scrape against the strings.

Rock section:

|------------------------|
|------------------------|
|------------------------|
|--5--7-7-7-7-7-8-5-8-7--|
|--3--5-5-5-5-5-6-3-6-5--|
|------------------------|

|------------------------|
|------------------------|
|------------------------|
|--5--7-7-7-7-7-3--------|
|--3--5-5-5-5-5-1-5-3-5--|
|-----------------3-1-3--|

Solo:

|---------12h13-12----------------------13-12--|
|--13h15------------13-------------------------|
|------------------------14-12h14--------------|
|----------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------|