(intro piano 4x) Bb5 F5 G5 G5

Bb5                F5
Bringing home the bacon,
G5
tender juicy steaks
Bb5                F5
Breast-fed baby dumpling
G5
gobbling up the cakes

( F5 C5 D5  Eb5 E5 )
( A5 E5 A5 E5 ) (2x)

(solo on 4x) Bb5 F5 G5 G5 

Bb5        Bb5  C5 Bb5 F5      F5 Bb5  F5
     Milk-fed baby dumpling,
G5         G5 C5 G5   G5        G5 C5 G5
     slobbering, goo-faced, mean
Bb5         Bb5 C5 Bb5  F5            F5     Bb5 F5
     Wet-nursed   sour purse spot face,
G5          G5  C5 G5           G5 C5  G5
     blubbering in the cream

Emperor baby dumpling,
loaded, bloated curse
Mighty baby dumpling,
stuffing 'til he bursts

(outro) G5 Bb5 G5