Hello hello, this is my first tab. I hope you like it. _________________________________________________________________ A|----4-------4---------2----2---------| E|--1------1----1-----1-----1----1-----| x6 C|3------3---------3-----3-------------| G|-------------------------------------| A| --4--2-----| E| --1--1-----| x2 C| --3--3-----| G| --X--4-----| Eb B Eb B A|---------------------------------------------------| E|---6---7---1--2--1--------6---7---1--2--1----------| x2 C|-3------------------3--3-------------------3--3----| G|---------------------------------------------------| Eb B I can feel you in my heart. even though we drift Eb B apart. with those words you spoke to me Eb though I always disagree Eb B And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice Eb 'cause you won't shut up. Eb B Now I'm finished, let me call you Db A taxi. Ab Cm x2 Ab Cm I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, Ab Cm about these feelings that you feel (Whoa, romance!) Ab Cm And you know that I love you when we're FUCKIN' Ab Eb Cause orgasm equals love. Eb B Eb B A|------------------------------------------------| E|---6---7---1--2--1--------6---7---1--2--1-------| C|-3------------------3--3-------------------3--3-| G|------------------------------------------------| Eb B All my friends smile and they chuckle Eb at pictures of your bear moose knuckle. Eb B Please don't feel like you're a slut Eb when I'm peeing in your butt. Eb And I love to donkey punch you B Eb after I poop on your sheets. Eb B And I do it cause you love me, Db and I love you! (Awwww.) Ab Cm x2 Ab I don't feel Cm that I'm feeling your feelings, Ab Cm about these feelings that you feel Ab Cm And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies Ab Eb Cause orgasm equals love. (Take it Joshie!) Eb E Dbmaj7 Db D Fmaj <------- Not 100% about...but it might still work. (That was terrible...)(Literally.) Ab Cm I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, Ab Cm About these feelings that you feel (You know what? Fuck this! I'm outta here!) Ab Cm Let's get married and have babies (Just kidding!) Ab Eb 'Cause orgasm equals love! Ab Eb 'Cause erections equal love, Ab Eb 'Cause ejaculation equals love, Ab Eb 'Cause deep throating blowjobs equal love, Ab Eb 'Cause salad tossing equals love, Ab Eb Double penetration equals love, Ab Eb Anal kidney punching equals love, Ab Eb 'Cause dirty sanchez's equal love, Ab Eb 'Cause Cleveland steamers equal love, 'Cause tying you up to my bed and gagging you with your own panties and sticking my wiener in between your boobies and cumming all over your chin equals love! <3