swander found the chords, so i'm not taking credit. they are weird, so i'll use his key
and i'll just put them with the lyrics.

   G1  C1  F#1  Em (022000@1)A2 (x02420@1)D2 (x43141@2)A5 (x022xx@1) B2 (135211@7)C#2 (x43141@1)E:--------------0-----------------------------------------|
B:-0---0--------0--------0--------0---0----0--------------|
G:-0---0--------0---0----5---2----2---3----4--------------|
D:-0---2---0----2---5----4---2----1---2----3--------------|
A:-2---3---0----2---4----5---0----2---3----4--------------|
E:-3-------2----0---5-------------------------------------|

Verse:
G1                 C1
bobbing for apples in somalia
G1                    F#1        Emthe (022000@1)man with the iron curtain is following you
A2 (x02420@1)                D2no (x43141@2)one's coming for tea time
A5except (x022xx@1)my own holy ghost
G1               C1           G1
you're somewhere far probably drinking a whiskey
C1       G1                        F#1         EmI (022000@1)dating jack daniel's and caleb - swiss miss, nicky - teen,
A2 (x02420@1)                  D2 (x43141@2)              A5nacho's (x022xx@1)with cocoa -- hey, to each his own


Chorus:
G1     B2 (135211@7)    C2 (x32030@1)   C#2lovely (x43141@1)people, lovely places
G1                           F#1            EmI (022000@1)can't remember names and I can't remember faces
A2 (x02420@1)                D2someone (x43141@2)next door's fxxxing to one of my songs


Verse:
G1        C1       G1
hey light fixture, you are much too bright
G1                      F#1            Emoh, (022000@1)won't you stay with me through the night
A2 (x02420@1)        D2just (x43141@2)grab a pillow tight
A5and (x022xx@1)wait for the dizziness to pass
G1       C1    G1
rock and roll, you ate my soul
C1                G1            F#1         Emyou (022000@1)sucked dry my bones but you spit out my mole
A2 (x02420@1)                               D2 (x43141@2)          A5I'll (x022xx@1)always opt to fall down these stairs in the end


Chorus:
G1     B2 (135211@7)    C2 (x32030@1)   C#2lovely (x43141@1)people, lovely places
G1                           F#1            EmI (022000@1)can't remember names and I can't remember faces
A2 (x02420@1)                D2someone (x43141@2)next door's fxxxing to one of my songs


Verse:
G1     C1       G1
you so jealous, I'm so lonely
C1           G1         F#1            Emyou'll (022000@1)never forgive me but I love you only
A2 (x02420@1)                               D2 (x43141@2)          A5I'll (x022xx@1)always opt to fall down these stairs in the end
A2 (x02420@1)                D2 (x43141@2)                 A5someone (x022xx@1)next door's fxxxing to one of my songs