I never seen a good version of this done out in chords yet, so I just tried it a
basic version of it.
Capo II
          D (xx0232@1)                                  ABartender (x02220@1)i really did it this time, broke my parole to have a good time
     G (320003@1)                                       Awhen (x02220@1)i got home it was 6 a.m. the door was locked so i kicked it in
        D (xx0232@1)                                  A (x02220@1)                
she was trippin on the bills i think she was high on some pills she threw my 
G (320003@1)                              A (x02220@1)       
shit out into the yard, then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
  D (xx0232@1)                                  A (x02220@1)                          G (320003@1)      
and in my drunkin stuper i did what i never should have done now im sittin 
                   Ahear (x02220@1)talkin to you drunk and on the run

               D (xx0232@1)                             A (x02220@1)                 
im sittin at a bar on the inside waittin on my ride on the outside 
             G (320003@1)                                                     
she broke my heart in the trailer park so i jacked the keys to her fuckin 
       A (x02220@1)                                                
car, i crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

Repeat