Artist: Relient K
Album: Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do
Song: Chapstick, Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry

Capo 2.

Verse 1:
A (x02220@1)        E/G# (143121@4)                                  
Ok, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
     F#m (244222@1)              Dwho (xx0232@1)brought back their permission slip
        A (x02220@1)     E/G# (143121@4)Because i know nobody wants to stay home
          F#m (244222@1)                         Dwhile (xx0232@1)the rest of us go out and make a day of it

Pre-chorus:
             D (xx0232@1)       E (022100@1)      F#m (244222@1)            A (x02220@1)     D (xx0232@1)  ECause (022100@1)theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside
    D (xx0232@1)        E (022100@1)         F#m (244222@1)             A (x02220@1)    D (xx0232@1)  Eand (022100@1)i lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman ride

Chorus:
         A (x02220@1)                    D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)     A (x02220@1)     D (xx0232@1)EThey're (022100@1)starting something, and i don't want to begin it
A (x02220@1)                                   D (xx0232@1)    E (022100@1)       A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)Ethey're (022100@1)looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found
A (x02220@1)                       D (xx0232@1)             E (022100@1)       A (x02220@1)  D (xx0232@1)E (022100@1)  
and i regret that i'm com-pletely out of daytime minutes
          F#m (244222@1)                                                    
and so i guess i'll have to wait a lot
     D (xx0232@1)        E (022100@1)     Atill (x02220@1)8 o'clock comes around

Verse 2 (as verse 1):
ok, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
well i don't need to ask my friends
because i know mine was fastened to my jawbone
thanks to all those nights and weekends

Pre-chorus

Chorus

Bridge:
A (x02220@1)                      D (xx0232@1)             EWhen (022100@1)it comes to relationships i'm the dumbest one
A (x02220@1)                          D (xx0232@1)             E (022100@1)    
and i don't mean just with girls, i mean with everyone
A (x02220@1)                        D (xx0232@1)       E (022100@1)                   
your illustrations always point out just what's wrong with me
      F#m (244222@1)          E (022100@1)                D (xx0232@1)         Eit's (022100@1)chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry
      A (x02220@1)                              D (xx0232@1)    Eit's (022100@1)chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
      A (x02220@1)                              D (xx0232@1)    Eit's (022100@1)chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
      A (x02220@1)                              D (xx0232@1)    E (022100@1)     F#m (244222@1)   E (022100@1) Dit's (xx0232@1)chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry

Others: D, A, E/G#, A

Ending:
D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)           E/G# (143121@4)   A (x02220@1)           DCan (xx0232@1)i re-late to you the way you relate to me
     A (x02220@1)            E/G# (143121@4)        Acan (x02220@1)you help me out with my chemi-stry
D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)         E/G# (143121@4)      A (x02220@1)
i don't wanna be pre-cieved the way i am
D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)           E/G# (143121@4)      Ai (x02220@1)just want to be per-cieved the way i am