INTRO (piano motif occurs throughout song)

E - - - 7 - - - 2 | - - - 5 = 4 2 0 | - - - 7 - - - 2 | - - - 5 = 4 2 0 |
B - - 5 - - - 0 - | - - 2 2 = - - - | - - 5 - - - 0 - | - - 2 2 = - - - |
G - 4 - - - - - - | - 1 - - - - - - | - 4 - - - - - - | - 1 - - - - - - |
D 2 - - - - 4 - - | - - - - - - - - | 2 - - - - 4 - - | - - - - - - - - |
A - - - - 2 - - - | 4 - - - - - - - | - - - - 2 - - - | 4 - - - - - - - |
E - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - |

E - - - 7 - - - 2 | - - - 5 = 4 2 0 | - - - 7 - - 2 0 | - - - - - - - - |
B - - 5 - - - 0 - | - - 2 2 = - - - | - - 5 - - 0 - - | 3 = = = = = = = |
G - 4 - - - - - - | - 1 - - - - - - | - 4 - - - - - - | 2 = = = = = = = |
D 2 - - - - 4 - - | - - - - - - - - | 2 - - - 4 - - - | - - - - - - - - |
A - - - - 2 - - - | 4 - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - |
E - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - | - - - - - - - - |

INTRO
E   B
     Oh
C#m          A        E
How about a round of applause
B   C#m
   Yeah
A        E            B
Standing ovation ..
C#m       A
Ooh wooh yeah
E      B       D
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

VERSE 1
E          B             C#m   A
  You look so dumb right now
E         B            C#m     A
  Standing outside my house
E          B
Trying to apologize
C#m            A
You’re so ugly when you cry
E            B      D
Please, just cut it out

BRIDGE
E                    B                  C#m      A
Don’t tell me you’re sorry cause you’re not
            E                B             D
Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught

CHORUS
        E              B
But you put on quite a show
C#m           A
Really had me going
    E                B
But now it’s time to go
C#m               A
Curtains finally closing
 E               B
That was quite a show
 C#m         A
Very entertaining
F#m      Ab   A
But it’s over now
A         E/G#     D
Go on and take a bow

VERSE 2
E         B/D#           C#m   A
Grab your clothes and get gone
E         B            C#m     A
You better hurry up
E         B/D#           C#m   A
Before the sprinklers come on
E         B            C#m     A
Talking about ‘girl I love you’, ‘you’re the one’
E         B/D#           C#m   A
This just looks like the re-run
E            B      D
Please, what else is on

BRIDGE
E                    B                  C#m      A
Don’t tell me you’re sorry cause you’re not
            E                B             D
Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught

CHORUS
        E              B
But you put on quite a show
C#m           A
Really had me going
    E                B
But now it’s time to go
C#m               A
Curtains finally closing
 E               B
That was quite a show
 C#m         A
Very entertaining
F#m      Ab   A
But it’s over now
A         E/G#     D
Go on and take a bow

INTERLUDE
Ooh
A        B            C#m      F#m
And the award for the best lie goes to you
A5 (no third)                  B                    C#m
For making me believe that you could be faithful to me
       D
Let's hear your speech

LIKE INTRO
E            B        C#m      A
How about a round of applause
E   B       D
   Standing ovation

CHORUS
But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
But now it’s time to go
Curtains finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining but it’s over now
Go on and take a bow
But it’s over now

NOTE:  This version corrects several chord changes, notably the subdominant 7th chord 
terminates each section.  Accompaniment at the chorus transitions from eighth note 
to straight quarter notes.