D                       G       A        D          D7
(DR. SCOTT) From the day he was born,      he was trouble.
             G   A                      D      D7
He was the thorn       in his mutter's side
               G   A           D                              Bm
She tried in vain. (NARRATOR) But he never caused her nothing but shame.
       G                    A
(SCOTT)  He left home the day she died.

                    G  A             D
>From the day she was gone      All he wanted
                   G   A                 D
was rock and roll, porn,    und a motor bike
             G         A            D                     Bm
Shooting up junk. (NARRATOR) He was a low-down, cheap little punk.
      G                  A
(SCOTT) Taking everyone for a ride.

CHORUS:

      D               G
(ALL)   When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
    A                        D G D
You knew he was a no good kid
                            G
When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife --
       A                                        D
(FRANK)  What a guy. (JANET)  Makes you cry. (SCOTT)  Und I did.

          E            A           E            A
(COLUMBIA)  Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him.
       D            D7        G
I said,  "Hey, listen to me. Stay sane inside insanity."
       E7                          A
But he locked the door and threw away the key.

                           G  A      D                         G
(SCOTT) But he must have been drawn     into something. Making him warn
A                  D
me in a note which reads   (ALL) What's it say?  What's it say?
                    G  A        D                Bm
(EDDIE) I'm out of my hed.     O, hurry or I may be dead.
     G                          A
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds.


(Repeat CHORUS twice; the second time the last line goes:)

            G                  A                D
(FRANK)  What a guy. (JANET)  Makes you cry. (SCOTT)  Und I did.
      C#   D
(ALL) Woe  woe.