D5       G5               A5            D5
Dear Penis, I don't thing I like you any more,
    G5                  A5                 D5
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,
         G5              A5            D5
Oh dear penis, I don't like you any more.
G5               A5                   D5                              
 It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
G5               A5             D5 
 That's all we needed, to get by.
G5               A5                          G5                                       D5
 Now is seems things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame dear penis
         A5             D5
I don't like you any more.


    D5                 G5              A5            D5
He Says, Dear Rodney I don't think I like you any more,
     G5                  A5                  D5
Cause when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before.
G5                     A5            D5
 Dear Rodney I don't like you any more.


G5          A5                 D5
 Why can't get a grip on our man to hand relationship,
G5                     A5            D5
 Come to terms with truly how we feel.
G5               A5             D5                                     G5
 If we put our heads together,  we'd just stay home forever, dear penis,
          A5                D5
I think I like you after all.
      G5                   A5                D5
Oh and Rodney, while your shavin, shave my balls.