E5      B5
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun
       E5
Lay there in the tall grass and        laugh at what I done
       A5
Put a blood blister u      pon each bun
       B5      E5
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun

       E5      B5
I'd love to        rub your toothbrush on a        sick monkeys butt
       E5
Give your home phone number to some        perverted nut
       A5
Tell everybody whatcha really weight and        just for fun
       B5      E5
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun

       E5      B5
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun
       E5
Lay there in the tall grass and        wait for the cops to come
       A5
Put a blood blister u      pon each bun
       B5      E5
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun

       E5      B5
I'd love to        kick your poodle, I'd        love to sling your cat
       E5
Bust your Yanni CD's with a        baseball bat
       A5
Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying        nun
       B5      E5
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun

       E5      B5
I'd like to        shoot you in the ass with a        BB gun
       E5
Lay there in the tall grass and        wait for the cops to come
       A5
Put a blood blister u      pon each bun
       B5
I'd like to        pot Sally Fields right square in the ass
       E5
With a Red Rider BB        gun.