You Can't Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd:Roger Miller.
#40 in 1966.

#1.
GYou (320003@1)can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    D7You (xx0212@1)can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    GYou (320003@1)can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    D7 (xx0212@1)                GBut (320003@1)you can be happy if you've a mind to.

#2.
GYou (320003@1)can't take a shower in a parakeet cage.
    D7You (xx0212@1)can't take a shower in a parakeet cage.
    GYou (320003@1)can't take a shower in a parakeet cage.
    D7 (xx0212@1)                GBut (320003@1)you can be happy if you've a mind to.

CHORUS:
C (x32010@1)                 GAll (320003@1)you gotta do is put your mind to it..
A (x02220@1)                        D7knuckle (xx0212@1)down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it.

#3.
          GWell, (320003@1)you can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool.
    D7You (xx0212@1)can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool.
    GYou (320003@1)can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool.
    D7 (xx0212@1)                GBut (320003@1)you can be happy if you've a mind to.

(SKAT:AD LIB:)

#4.
    GYou (320003@1)can't change film with a kid on your back.
    D7You (xx0212@1)can't change film with a kid on your back.
    GYou (320003@1)can't change film with a kid on your back.
    D7 (xx0212@1)                GBut (320003@1)you can be happy if you've a mind to.

#5.
GYou (320003@1)can't drive around with a tiger in your car.
    D7You (xx0212@1)can't drive around with a tiger in your car.
    GYou (320003@1)can't drive around with a tiger in your car.
    D7 (xx0212@1)                GBut (320003@1)you can be happy if you've a mind to.

CHORUS:
C (x32010@1)                 GAll (320003@1)you gotta do is put your mind to it..
A (x02220@1)                        D7knuckle (xx0212@1)down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it.

#6.
GYou (320003@1)can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    D7You (xx0212@1)can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    GYou (320003@1)can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    D7 (xx0212@1)                GBut (320003@1)you can be happy if you've a mind to.

#7.
GYou (320003@1)can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch.
    D7You (xx0212@1)can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch.
    GYou (320003@1)can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch.
    D7 (xx0212@1)                GBut (320003@1)you can be happy if you've a mind to.

#8.
GYou (320003@1)can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    D7You (xx0212@1)can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    GYou (320003@1)can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    D7 (xx0212@1)                GBut (320003@1)you can be happy if you've a mind to. (Fade.)

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.