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Sipping on a black Dakota pint 
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The joint is jumping on a Sunday night 
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But then something wicked this way comes 
         A5                D5   D+5(aug)
Sticking out like two sore thumbs 
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Eye candy 
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Ear poison 
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Oh Mother, keep your boys in 
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?Cause uptown came downtown 
  C5               D5         G5
And now they keep hanging around 

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They didn't wanna listen to no band 
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Why don't they grab a cab back to clubland
            B5                 E5
Now they're coming on to every guy 
         A5           D5  D+5(aug)
Like two drunken socialites 
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Eye candy 
C5
Ear poison 
G5           C5
Oh Mother, keep your boys in 
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?Cause uptown came downtown 
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And now they keep hanging around 
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It's uncanny 
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What the wind blows in 
                  C5
Oh Brother, you'd think what goes in 
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Must come out but somehow 
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It's been dumbed down and now they're hanging around 

           A5
You should see the way they dance 
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Rubbing up against everybody's leg 
    A5
And like a bad masseuse 

Everything they do 
            D5
Rubs me the wrong way 

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Well now something wicked this way comes 
         A5                D5   D+5(aug)
Sticking out like two sore thumbs 
G5
Eye Candy 
C5
Ear poison 
G5          C5
Oh Mother, keep your boys in 
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Cause high brow came low brow 
       C5              D5     
And our eyebrows may never come down 
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It can't be 
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Screen?s frozen 
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Oh Brother, keep your nose clean 
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Cause upload came download 
       C5                       D5        G5
With a truck load of trouble ?bout to explode 
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Eye Candy 
C5
Ear poison 
G5          C5
Oh Mother, keep your boys in 
G5                  D5
Cause uptown came downtown 
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And now they keep hanging around

Tabbed by Zach Parkman