Gm (355333@1)    
Nice guys finish last,
EbThat's (x43121@3)why I'll treat you like trash,
Bb (x1333x@1)                          FIt's (133211@1)not what I really wanna do. But, 
Gmyou (355333@1)only date bad guys so,
EbI'll (x43121@3)give it my best try to,
Bb (x1333x@1)                           FTreat (133211@1)you the way you want me to.

VERSE 1

GmI (355333@1)never open a door, 
or pull out a chair.
EbYou (x43121@3)can tell me how your day was 
but I don't really care.
BbAnd (x1333x@1)if you ever get cold, 
you'll just have to hack it,
FCause (133211@1)I'd be cold too
If I gave you my jacket.
GmLike (355333@1)WHOA, you ain't sittin up front,
EbFront (x43121@3)is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
BbI (x1333x@1)never answer my phone,
Whenever you call it
FAnd (133211@1)when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet.

CHORUS

VERSE 2
GmAnd (355333@1)Ima BEAT you!
At every competition.
EbGoing (x43121@3)out with the girls 
You better get my permission.
BbWait (x1333x@1)no, i take that back, you can't go,
FHouse (133211@1)is on tonight
And that's my favorite show!
GmDo (355333@1)I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah you do!
EbWait (x43121@3)lemme speak your language
Cows go Moo!
Bb (x1333x@1)       FMooo (133211@1)Moooo Mooo MOOOO!

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Eb (x43121@3)              F (133211@1)                 Bb (x1333x@1)     GmBut (355333@1)behind the scenes she means the world to me.
Eb (x43121@3)                          F (133211@1)          BbWanna (x1333x@1)tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved.
Eb (x43121@3)                         F (133211@1)           Bb (x1333x@1)         GmHold (355333@1)her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care...
Eb (x43121@3)                           FBut (133211@1)that won't win her heart BECAUSE....

CHORUS