Capo 3

Intro
(Piano then)
G5           B5              E5                  E5
    *Spoken*   (Has anybody seen my Megaphone?)
A5                            D5          G5      D5
(Miss Miller have you seen my Megaphone?)

Verse 1
G5                    B5                    E5
Don't you be puttin' down when I'm puttin' up,
     E5
Come off of that stuff,
    A5                      D5                 G5             D5
You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.
    G5                    B5              E5
You can't put a fire out if it was never lit,
   E5
So what if we quit?
    A5                      D5                 G5      D5     G5
You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.


Bridge 1
B5                                           E5                 E5
Don't be throwin' out hits arguments that?r tellin' me what to do
      A5                                    D5
I can figure it out, no doubt, every bit as good as you.


Verse 2
   G5                     B5                  E5
My water won't be turned off when you up and go,
     E5
It's still gonna flow,
    A5                      D5                 G5
You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.

       D5
Girls, How about some doh-di-o-doh

  G5               B5              E5                E5
                               (Thankyou)
A5 doh-di-o-doh, A5 doh-di-o-doh, A5 doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh
  A5              D5               G5
A5 doh-di-o-doh, A5 doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh 

(Bridge 1)

   G5                     B5                  E5
My water won't be turned off when you up and go,
     E5
It's still gonna flow,
    A5                      D5                 G5  F#5  F5  E5
You can?t turn me off cause you didn?t turn me on.
    A5                      D5                 G5 (1 strum ) D5 (1 strum )
You can?t turn me off cause you didn?t turn me on.
G5          N.C.
Doopi doo, Whoo!