g(continue till sit around)
There's a real cool club on the other side of town
Where the real cool kids go to sit around
    c (x3101x@1)                          gAnd (355333@1)talk bad about the other kids
         d (xx0231@1)                  c (x3101x@1)                   g (355333@1)dYea (xx0231@1)it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
   gThere's (355333@1)millie, pickles and pattycakes too
                                           c (x3101x@1)  
And cubby's making mean jokesa about you Ha ha
               g (355333@1)ya little twit
          d (xx0231@1)                 c (x3101x@1)                  g (355333@1)dYea (xx0231@1)it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

g(x2) c (x3101x@1)g (355333@1)d (xx0231@1)c (x3101x@1)g (355333@1)
They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers
And they'll laugh at the toughskins your mom got you from sears
You dork they'll never let you in
Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

You're fat and guly and an imbecile too
And that's why the draw funny pictures of you
And talk bad about all the kids
Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it

          d (xx0231@1)                     c (x3101x@1)                      gYea (355333@1)it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it (x3)