intro-

a a a a e e e e d d d d a a a a x2

verse-

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i wish i was an oscer myer weiner, cause that is what is really like to be
a                                        e                   d
                                         a
cause if i was an oscer myer weiner, then every one would be in love with me

intro again

spoken over intro-
oscer myer weiner!
get your hot dog
made with all this *** that nobody else wants from a cow
intestines and guts and eyeballs and marrow
its alll this *** that makes it taste so *** ***ing good!

repeat verse.

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