Sean Cullen - the chimp and the woman 
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There was an old woman who lived alone
No one called her on the telephone 
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She went into the woods one day 
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Found a young chimp, who had gone astray
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She took that little primate home
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So she wouldn?t have to be alone
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They spent the winter together
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Warm in their love, despite the harshness of the winter weather
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The chimp and the woman
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Living together in a house of stone
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The chimp and the woman
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They made that house a home
The chimp and the woman were happy there The chimp was safe;
the woman had found a friend
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But when the townsfolk heard of this bizarre affair
They said how could she love a creature that is covered with hair?
They came with axes and torches
They burnt the front and back porches
They kicked in the door Shouting "Death to the chimp-loving whore!"
But she was gone;
no one knew where they went Years went by,
the world spun around 
Then one day a strange creature walked into town
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It came in from the wild
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It was a half human half chimp hybrid child
And it said:
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I am the chimpy child,
on whom fortune has smiled
If we could live in peace,
then all hatred would cease
If we could live with love,
with blessings from up above
If we could just hold hands,
then maybe we?d understand
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And the people, the people...
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They beat him to death with a rock.