I haven't figured out the bridge yet but the rest should be right...I think it's pretty easy!

no capo needed, standard tuning


Verse 1:

      Em                                Am
She?s got that kind of look that defies gravity
          C                          D
She?s the greatest cook and she?s fat-free
      Em                                    Am
She?s been to private school and she speaks perfect French
              C
She?s got the perfect friends
         D
Oh isn?t she cool?
    Em                             Am
She practises Tai-Chi, she?d never lose her nerve
                C
She?s more than you deserve
           D
She?s just far better than me, hey hey


Chorus:
G         D              Am        C
 So don?t bother I won?t die of deception
G                 D            Am              C
 Promise you will never see me cry, don?t feel sorry
G          D               Am             C
 And don?t bother, I?ll be fine but she?s waiting
G                     D                 Am
 The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
         Cm            Am
So don?t bother, be unkind.

G D Am C


Verse 2:

    Em                                     Am
I?m sure she doesn?t know who to touch you like I would
              C                        D
I beat her at that one good, don?t you think so?
      Em                                   Am
She?s almost six feet tall, she must think I?m a flea
             C                         D
I?m really a cat, you see and it?s not my last life at all


Chorus:
G         D              Am        C
 So don?t bother I won?t die of deception
G                 D            Am              C
 Promise you will never see me cry, don?t feel sorry
G          D               Am             C
 And don?t bother, I?ll be fine but she?s waiting
G                     D                 Am
 The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
         Cm            
So don?t bother, be unkind.


that's it! Have fun!
Mary from Germany.