Verse 1:
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I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
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But you've got being right down to an art
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You think you're a genius -- you drive me up the wall
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You're a regular original, a know-it-all 

                  
Bridge:
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Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Eb5    Bb5      Ab5                  
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist 

Chorus:
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That don't impress me much 

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So you got the brain but have you got the touch
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Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
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But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
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That don't impress me much 

Verse 2

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I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
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And a comb up his sleeve -- just in case
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All that extra hold gell in his hair oughtta lock it
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'Cause Heaven forbid that it should fall out of place

(Bridge) 

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

Chorus:     

             Bb5        F#5      Ab5    C#5
That don't impress me much
   F#5          C#5                Ab5       Bb5           
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
F#5           C#5            Ab5             Bb5                  
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
    F#5                 C#5          Ab5                  
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
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That don't impress me much 

(Verse 3)                  

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right! 

(Bridge)
                  
Okay, so you've got a car

(Chorus)

That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
                  
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much 
                  
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Boy that hurt
That don't impress me much