Key of D  As performed by Danny McMaster

"So you're takin' better care of your body
Becoming more aware of your body
Responding to your body's needs
Everything you hear and read about diets
Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system
And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise
Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized
Soaps that will sanitize Sprays to deordorize
Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides
Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size
Shots that will immunize Pills to re-energize you
But remember that for all your pain and gain
Eventually the story ends the same..."

D (xx0232@1)                            AYou (x02220@1)can quit smoking but your still gonna die 
                        DCut (xx0232@1)out cokin but your still gonna die
                     GEliminate (320003@1)everything fatty and fried
    A (x02220@1)                                           Dand (xx0232@1)you can get real healthy but your still gonna die
                         AStop (x02220@1)drinkin booze your still gonna die 
                                     DStay (xx0232@1)away from loose women son your still gonna die
                           GYou (320003@1)can cut out coffee and never get high 
         A (x02220@1)                                 Dbut (xx0232@1)your still gonna still gonna still gonna die

D (xx0232@1)                      AStill (x02220@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die 
A (x02220@1)                      DStill (xx0232@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die
                           GYou (320003@1)can even give aerobics one more try 
             A (x02220@1)                                  Dbut (xx0232@1)when the music stops playing your still gonna die

APut (x02220@1)seatbelts in your car your still gonna die 
                               Dcut (xx0232@1)out nicotine and tar your still gonna die
                                     GYou (320003@1)can exercise that celulite right off of your thigh
     A (x02220@1)                                     Dget (xx0232@1)slimmer and trimmer but your still gonna die
                         AStop (x02220@1)getting a tan your still gonna die 
                            DEat (xx0232@1)a lot of oat bran your still gonna die
                           GYou (320003@1)can search for UFOs up in the sky 
      A (x02220@1)                                    Dmight (xx0232@1)fly you to Mars where your still gonna die

D (xx0232@1)                      AStill (x02220@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die 
A (x02220@1)                      DStill (xx0232@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die
                             GWith (320003@1)all the REBOK and NIKES passin you by 
        A (x02220@1)                                      Dyou (xx0232@1)can jog on up to Heaven but your still gonna die

D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)D (xx0232@1)ADrink (x02220@1)ginsling tonics your still gonna die 
                        DTry (xx0232@1)high colonics your still gonna die
                             GYou (320003@1)can have yourself frozen suspended in time 
    A (x02220@1)                                         Dbut (xx0232@1)when they thaw you out huh your still gonna die
                            AYou (x02220@1)can have safe sex your still gonna die 
                                  DYou (xx0232@1)can switch to crest but your still gonna die
                                GYou (320003@1)can get rid of stress get a lot of rest 
       A (x02220@1)                
get an Aids test enroll in EST move out West 
where its sunny and dry and live to be a hundred 
                     Dbut (xx0232@1)your Still gonna die

D (xx0232@1)                      AStill (x02220@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die 
A (x02220@1)                      DStill (xx0232@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die
                                       GSo (320003@1)you better have some fun before you say Bye Bye
           ACause (x02220@1)your Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna
                                                DStill (xx0232@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna die
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