Intro ( D5 , G5 , D5 , G5 , D5 , G5 , D5 , G5 ) D5 G5 Now I wish I had my picture D5 G5 on the Rolling Stone today D5 G5 and I wish that the Enquirer D5 G5 would spread a rumor that I was gay D5 G5 and I wish I had some buddies D5 G5 Some movie stars and such D5 G5 Cause I probably wouldn?t worry about D5 G5 The two of us as much No, no (Chorus) G5 A5 And I?d spend all my money, yeah yeah D5 C5 G5 G5 on Caviar and Cocaine G5 A5 and I would not remember B5 A5 D5 How you broke my heart today Oh yeah D5 G5 You know I, I wish I had a supermodel D5 G5 So skinny and so wild D5 G5 and a waitress in Nevada D5 G5 She says she?s carrying my child D5 G5 and I?d drive down Sunset Boulevard D5 G5 My hair blowin in the wind D5 G5 And I?d stop at fancy restaurants D5 G5 And they?d finally let me in Ooo yeah G5 A5 And I?d spend all my money, yeah yeah D5 C5 G5 G5 On Caviar and Cocaine G5 A5 And I would not remember B5 A5 D5 How you broke my heart today (Solo) D5 , G5 , D5 , G5 , D5 , G5 , D5 , G5 , A5 , D5 , C5 , G5 , A5 , B5 , A5 , D5 , G5 , D5 , G5 D5 G5 And now I wish I had my picture D5 G5 With the Rolling Stones today D5 G5 And I wish that the Enquirer D5 G5 would spread a rumor that I was gay D5 G5 Now I wish I knew a movie star D5 G5 Someone like Charlie Sheen D5 G5 Cause if he?d hang out with Kato Kalin D5 G5 Ooo, Then I guess he?d hang out with me Oh yeah G5 A5 And I?d spend all my money, yeah yeah D5 C5 G5 G5 On Caviar and Cocaine G5 A5 And I would not remember B5 A5 D5 How you broke my heart today G5 , D5 , G5 , D5 , G5 , D5 , G5 , D5
