|D               |        |            | 
 Do people have a tendency to dump on you? 
     |                    |             |C      | 
 Does your group have more cavities than theirs? 
 Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you? 
 Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs? 

                                 |Bb           |  
         Well there's no need to complain, 
                   |A            | 
         We'll eliminate your pain. 
                   |G              | 
         We can neutralize your brain. 
                                         |A   |  |    | 
         You'll feel just fine    now. 

      |G   F     |     |  |  |C           |      |D  | 
 Buy a Big Bright Green         Pleasure Machine! 


 Do figures of authority just shoot you down? 
 Is life within the bus'ness world a drag? 
 Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around 
 To find yourself a more productive bag? 

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      |G   F     |     |  |  |C           |      |D  | 
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A           |            |G        | 
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    |E         |           |A           | 
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      |Bb            |  
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    |A         | 
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              |G            | 
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                |A   |  |    | 
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      |G   F     |     |  |  |C           |      |D  |  | 
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